Hey, Gale speaking!
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seriously jsut imagine Yusei’s monsters conversing with each other like Judai’s did and calling Yusei ‘Daddy’
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
This one you have to read aloud. My apologies to my non-US followers—you’ll need to imagine it with a US accent of some flavor, because the pun won’t work with any form of British Isles accent.
"Dewey Cheatum and Howe Legal Services, you sue, we screw. This is Alice, to whom may I direct your call?"
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
She’s next-gen Ryan.
Edgar will come soon…
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
things i appreciate about 5d’s
the fact that yuusei’s deck is half junk-mechanoid things and half adorable weak critters that he probably picked up out of the trash like “nothing is useless. my babies now.”
what a scowly-faced sweetheart
i’M CHORTLING THAT IS THE PERFECT GIF
iiiiiiiiiit’s baaaaaaaack on my daaaaaaash why does it have so many nooootes
okay but seriously yuusei has a thing for nonrelated cute monsters i swear
the egregious example. it is in every deck. every single one. that above gif is in the movie. it is so prominent in his deck he uses it in the movie.
okay at least that thing’s a machine type. but it’s an adorable hedgehog
that is a mushroom. a very cute mushroom. look at those eyes
psst. shoutout to junk synchron. it’s a fucking adorable staple even if it doesn’t fall into the “completely unrelated cuties angle i’m going for
THAT IS A LADYBUG YUUSEI YOU RUN A DECK OF WARRIORS WHY DO YOU HAVE A SQUISHABLE ADORABLE INSECT IN THERE
pretty girl fairy. that is also cute.
that’s…cute? in a really weird way? i think it’s the face that’s making me think that’s cute.
THAT IS ANOTHER LADYBUG
AND THAT IS A FUCKING BUTTERFLY
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW